The Infinite Thread Part 4
That last infinite thread had a whole 7 comments on it! I know you can do better then that. Let’s start off by you answering this question: when was the last time you bleed for any non-standard reason? Are you still healing from that wound? My last major bleed out was when I had a cat on my lap and one of my other cats spazzed out, ran into the room, jumped on the coffee table, fell of it, and ran back out of the room, it was rather startling. The cat on my lap was spooked and jumped up and over my head onto the couch just as fast as he could, slicing my left arm up. This was back at the end of January and I can still faintly see the marks on my arm.
Here’s a new new rule: every time I get a new Patreon member, I’ll ask them what kind of content they want, and we’ll cater to just their needs and desires for a bit. No matter how ridiculous or illegal.
I need the income because I want to quit my current job and start a cat farm. Or at the very least just not have to work in an office with no windows. To do that, I’m going to need a few more patrons. That number of new ones is higher than I’d like, but also lower than what I expected when I did the math.
From comedian to comedian
Tags:Humor, Politics, Volodymyr Zelenskyy
Fantastic Four marketing going crazy
Tags:Awesome Things, Comic Books, Fantastic Four, Movies
Tron: Ares
Tags:Awesome Things, Movie Posters, Movie Trailers, Movies, TRON
Tron: Ares: Directed by Joachim Rønning. With Greta Lee, Sarah Desjardins, Gillian Anderson, Jared Leto. A highly sophisticated Program, Ares, is sent from the digital world into the real world on a dangerous mission.
«This looks like a job for Tariff Man!!», 2019.
Tags:Donald Trump, Humor, Politics
Satire is now just stating the truth
Tags:Donald Trump, Humor, Politics
She was right all along.
Tags:Humor, Kamala Harris, Politics